Kategori: Life of DILF

I consider myself a top professional comedian ready to take on the world with a comedy perspective 24-7-365. And so I did today. And I must ad that this is me being a comedian in an extremely funny AND professionel way. Do NOT try this yourself because it is a result of me being a professional comedian for more than 15 years. Here goes.. I visited a Starbucks earlier today (because I wanted a coffee – duh!) and when the girl at Starbucks asked me: “What name shall I call when your coffee is ready sir?” My answer was pure comedy genius.. scroll down and embrace yourself for a comedy explosion!

the girl at Starbucks preparing my coffee with my “name” on
– she has NO idea what kind of comedy explosion is about to hit her..

.. this is me – being a comedy genius – taking the PISS outta Starbucks
(my name is not Poul – duh!)

SO many sugar-loaded-cereals to choose among..

Thank God it is friday! I am looking so much forward to the weekend having fun with the girls. And to prepare myself as the role of sweet Veltzedad I start the day by eating as much sugar as I can – and of course listen to music that is sweet like candy – like sugar for my ears. My all time favorite cereal has to be the Honey Monster‘s Sugar Puffs – Guld Korn in danish. What is your all time high favorite cereal?

the Sugar Puffs is my all time high sugar-loaded-cereal – which one is your favorite?

another day at the office for David Guetta

Let’s say you where a DJ for a night and only could bring ONE album to play. You can pick ANY album ever released – no compilations please – which one would it be? Would it be Moby, Kraftwerk, Depeche Mode, Skrillex, Deadmau5, Daft Punk, Michael Jackson, Orbital, Chemical Brothers, Madonna, Prince, Underworld, Basement Jaxx, Aphex Twin, Fatboy Slim, LMFAO or even the amazing powertunes of The Prodigy? Not for me. Do not get me wrong all theese artist are legends but I would bring the album of David Guetta called One More Love. The original album – One Love – is brilliant for all types of party but the re-release with the “More” tag has a bonus CD with 13 extra tracks (48 min.) Including the original CD (55 min.) you will be able to tear the roof off in a total of 1 hour and 43 minutes with such impressive features like Kelly Rowland, Akon, Will.I.Am, Ne-Yo, Fergie, LMFAO and Lil Wayne.. (BTW, that’s an INSANE feature list.) So to sum it up in short which album would YOU bring to the party if YOU where the superstar DJ for the night?

one album one night? My choice is this one – One MORE Love
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NB! Please play above theme song before reading. Thanx!

Yesterday I premiered my Vader boots and I must say that evil kind of sneaked in on me. I did a great job at the radio but I could also feel a disturbance in the force. I became more and more obsessed with myself during my radio show and my ego went over the top and made a – let’s say a rather selfish Facebook update – my apologies for my megalomania. When I came home – still very satisfied about my radio show and still wearing my Vader boots I could feel that something inevitable was about to happen. One theme song kept running through my mind and the urge for something special was closing in on me. Al of a sudden it came to my mind.. I NEED TO SEE THE WHOLE STAR WARS SAGA WITH MY VADER BOOTS ON SO I CAN FIGHT THE EVIL WITHIN ME AND NEVER SURRENDER TO THE DARK SIDE! Or as The Emperor Palpatine aka Darth Sidious would say: “So Be It.. Jedi”

Normally I see myself as a balanced and cool person who can handle a situation even when the going gets tough. But the other night – when I was doing the audience warm-up at Debatten in DR – I came across an animal who seemed to get the better of me in an evil way. The animal was a marten and it was behaving rather rude in one of the storage rooms. I gently asked it to run back to the woods where it came from but all of a sudden the marten started to look at me with pointy almost deadly eyes. I said in a firm tone: “LOOK MARTEN DON’T PUSH ME OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH ONE HAND!” The marten just looked at me and the next thing that happended was that I felt a kind of altruism completely soften me up. It was like the marten used some kind of Animal-Jedi-Mind-Trick because the next thing happended was me trying to kiss the marten. I must state that this happended with NO witnesses and the day BEFORE Valentine’s Day. After all I am a human loving babies, kids and animals (maybe not so much other kids than my own – sorry all parents of the world.) I just felt like I have been used by some evil force of nature.