Normally I see myself as a balanced and cool person who can handle a situation even when the going gets tough. But the other night – when I was doing the audience warm-up at Debatten in DR – I came across an animal who seemed to get the better of me in an evil way. The animal was a marten and it was behaving rather rude in one of the storage rooms. I gently asked it to run back to the woods where it came from but all of a sudden the marten started to look at me with pointy almost deadly eyes. I said in a firm tone: “LOOK MARTEN DON’T PUSH ME OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH ONE HAND!” The marten just looked at me and the next thing that happended was that I felt a kind of altruism completely soften me up. It was like the marten used some kind of Animal-Jedi-Mind-Trick because the next thing happended was me trying to kiss the marten. I must state that this happended with NO witnesses and the day BEFORE Valentine’s Day. After all I am a human loving babies, kids and animals (maybe not so much other kids than my own – sorry all parents of the world.) I just felt like I have been used by some evil force of nature.
