Bad Or Bad?

I really need your help. I have PROMISED myself NOT to buy ANY more shoes the next three months. And I am gonna keep that promise, I PROMISE! I have been looking at theese outrageous Jeffrey Campell boots/sneakers for men that are completely ridiculously over the top. But it is also an item you only can wear a couple of times because of the “show-me-look-at-me-factor” wears off fast with a so visual expression as theese bastards. But I really need your help on theese ones – are they BAD (like NOT cool) or are they BAAAAD (like the shit?)