Sunday family and cake – not coke – but cake, so what is not to like? Absolutely nothing besides me getting old. I love celebrating birthdays especially my own. I got what I wished for and then some. The perfume that I use and a giftcertificate to Magasin (shopaholic alarm.) Here is what happended in a photostream.
Normally I see myself as a balanced and cool person who can handle a situation even when the going gets tough. But the other night – when I was doing the audience warm-up at Debatten in DR – I came across an animal who seemed to get the better of me in an evil way. The animal was a marten and it was behaving rather rude in one of the storage rooms. I gently asked it to run back to the woods where it came from but all of a sudden the marten started to look at me with pointy almost deadly eyes. I said in a firm tone: “LOOK MARTEN DON’T PUSH ME OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH ONE HAND!” The marten just looked at me and the next thing that happended was that I felt a kind of altruism completely soften me up. It was like the marten used some kind of Animal-Jedi-Mind-Trick because the next thing happended was me trying to kiss the marten. I must state that this happended with NO witnesses and the day BEFORE Valentine’s Day. After all I am a human loving babies, kids and animals (maybe not so much other kids than my own – sorry all parents of the world.) I just felt like I have been used by some evil force of nature.
If you would ask me out on a date today at Valentine’s Day do not be surprised if I came up to meet you in this outfit from Sons of Heroes. You can buy the shit right here at Intro Clothing. Happy Valentine – big kiss to everybody!
Nike‘s Kanye West Red October sneakers reach insane prices on eBay. Air Yeezy 2 shoes are now going for £10 million, or $16.4 million. Kanye West must really be a God! Since someone is willing to pay £10 million, or $16.4 million, for a pair of shoes. Nike released the shoes, the red Air Yeezy 2 sneakers known as the “Red Octobers” on February 9. There was no advance notice. The shoes sold out right away. And now a UK eBay auction has the current bid described above. This all comes a couple of months after West’s highly publicized jump from Nike to Adidas ? a jump made higher on account of his handsome kicks, no doubt. I must say that I am pretty glad that I got my Adidas SLVR‘s before Kanye made them cost trillions!
As I wrote online some days ago my only wish for my birthday was to get longer hair. Many lovely people wrote to me that I just could get some matching hair extensions but I have already seen one guy even one of the coolest people in the world showing of hair extensions. Do NOT get me wrong I simply LOVE everything Brad Pitt stands for but I have never understod why the sexiest man alive would degrade himself with hair extension. I actually think that his normal hair without the extensions – before he cut it short – was very, very cool. Brad being 50 years old rockin’ long hair with style is not for everybody and I will do my best to carry on the long-hair-legacy just to honor my hero Brad (minus the extensions.)
I must state that I have absolutely NO proof of Brad using hair extensions and all conclusions in that matter is based on the visual expression of the pictures shown above.
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Last night was a blast! I attended the Carpark North concert at Pumpehuset that was put together by the radio that I work at – Radio 100. The crowd was in for a treat as Stine Bramsen came on to the scene preforming an unique version of the song “32“. I also have to point out lead singer Lau’s fantastic slow beat version of “Transparent and Glaslike” that was for me the higlight of the concert – SO beautiful! I also got a present from a listener of my radio show named Birgit – how sweet is that! I will open the present today LIVE where comedian Thomas Warberg also will be on air between 16-17! Listen to the soundclip from the concert: here
Today I had the absolute privilege to do the audience warm up for a so called dummy for a – perhaps – upcoming talkshow. I have seen a lot of dummies in my line of work as an audience warm-up comedian but I have never – swear to God – seen a host more impressive than this guy. He has more that 93.000 followers on Facebook that being pretty insane for Danish standards. I really enjoyed the show and I can only hope that the show will air soon. Here is some footage from my day in the top secret studio. Know I will start to prepare myself for the Carpark North concert in Pumpehuset where I will meet with all the colleagues and listeners of Radio 100 – what’s not to like!
I do not know from what energy source or which force of nature kids get the ability to mess up an apartment area faster than a speeding bullet. I swear that the living room and kitchen are always cleaned up when I go to bed or put the girls to sleep. But within 2-7 minutes awake time a single girl of almost 2 years can mess up the intire living room only with puzzles? God I love kids!
After waking up 7.33ish with the girls the time spent until 12’o’clock where Liva is going to a friends house can sometimes be a challenge. Especially because Liva do not have the correct perception of time. So I think she have asked me around 239 times when she could go to her playdate. I think around 10.22ish the unstoppable amount of time questions became a tiring factor for Alva and me and all of a sudden we both fell a sleep on the couch. When I woke up Liva have created a small town of her own that made me proud – again!
I realize that I will not be nominated for the Father of the Year Award 2014 after taking the girls to Toys’R’Us AND McDonald’s the SAME (I am not insane) day! But some times it is just blessed that you can put the girls in the car and drive to Gentofte and stay at a huge toystore and afterwards go one level down and eat some fastfood. I will try to do better tomorrow – I promise!
