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The Science of Sexuality

Ever since I played this clip on my radioshow medio december 2013 I have been looking forward to interview the personality of sexologist Paprika Noel. The clip was banned at Facebook because of explicit verbal content. Wow, it is just a woman speaking words not a porn clip or what could be worse. I will ask Paprika how she became interested in the study of sex and sexuality or a scientist who practises sexology. Do you have to do a lot of research? Do you need to prove some kind of track record into the world of sexuality. Can anybody become a sexologist – if they want to? I will also present Paprika with some male reactions to her banned clip which I look very much forward to. Do NOT miss my radioshow today at Radio 100 from 15-18 (Paprika will be on air between 16-17.)

Sexologist Paprika Noel

 

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How To Wear A Hat

My daughter Liva wearing a hat with style, attitude, grace and coolness. Yes, I'm proud!

Recently I have found some old hats and the girls really like to dress up and play with them. And yes I just saw Django Unchained and love all the Sergio Leone westerns – but how do you as an adult make the switch from one day to another to go to work wearing a.. hat!? I have always looked at Johnny Depp admiring his hat-skills dreaming of one day that could be me wearing a hat like Johnny. But I do not wanna come to work looking like this guy – you know what I mean. Today on my radioshow I asked the listeners what they think of peolpe with hats? Are they hot or not? And most of them came up with an answer pointing out image and coolness as being the key to wear a hat properly. So if I ever will find the power within me to one day walk out my apartment front door wearing a hat I know within that I officially have looked at myself in the mirror thinking.. that hat looks cool! And if that is the case there must be some degree of truth in that reflection or maybe I officially have become one pathetic loser!

The Justin Timberlake wannabe look
The Legends of the Fall wannabe look
The Michael Jackson wannabe look
The Johnny Depp wannabe look
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Girlpower Is The New Black Infinity And Back

As a dad being blessed with two girls you soon realize that your opinion does not really count. Try to look at this example with my little princess fooling around in the window being so close to mess up all my stuff. But kids be like.. talk to the hand!

hey what are you doing ind the window?
dad I am just cleaning up all your shit
dad talk to the hand girlpower is the new black infinity and back
dad why do you buy all this crap
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Geneva Motor Show 2014

I have recieved some top secret spyphotos of some of the new cars who will be introduced at the Geneva Motor Show 2014! Remember that you saw this exclusively at the DILF blog!

Ford Mustang GT Infinity 500
Dodge Viper GTS Cobra
Ford Mustang GT Infinity 500
Dodge Viper GTS Cobra
Dodge Viper GTS Cobra
Ford Mustang Yellow Bastard
Ford Mustang Yellow Bastard

 

 

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This Makes Me Proud!

#funnyshit
on the set of Dan & Veltz 4
Dan shooting an arrow into my eye

If I look back on some of the many things I have been blessed attending, producing, writing etc. for me there is one thing that stands out in particular. And that is my collaboration with fellow comedian and friend Dan Andersen and the talented movie maker Morten Routh Sørensen and the we-are-all-doing-this-shit-for-free-because-it-is-fuckin-funny-project Dan & Veltz. All credit has to go to Morten because it was his genius who invented the form of Dan & Veltz. In the first video we where filming in Helsingør for like 4-6 hours trying to create a timeline and a short movie. But when Morten showed Dan and me the first draft he had edited it all down to 4 minutes and 36 seconds. Dan and me was very surprised that all the footage was trashed but what we saw was SO much more funny than we have EVER thought. Until now the team has created four videos and I think it is easy to see we are getting better for every episode. I am really proud of this – like really! Thanx to Allan Tonning for the visual design!
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A Man I Adore

Sometimes you just have to give credit to people around you. Like my good friend colleague and inspiration Michael Bernhard. You are a true inspiration for me at work and in life but not so much on Facebook.

Bernie at his best - behind a radio mic (with me)
Bernie disappointed in me
Bernie and some of the industrial work of Tom Dixon
Bernie smiling because I just texted him
Bernie mad because I forgot to text him
Bernie and his bodyguard
Bernie and his five-man death metal band Fair Park
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I Admit It. I Have Become A..

.. shopaholic. Even though I have taken this test to prove me wrong it still feels like I am joining the dark side. Last night when I could not sleep I ended up buying the boots of Darth Vader. I did not even know that Adidas SLVR was the official sponsor of Team Death Star. But the boots just made me think OMG. Or like my friend and co-blogger Irina wrote to me: I have not seen anything like it. I ordered from a site that I have never been used before AND it is from the US so maybe I will never see theese babies IRL.

#OMG
#bootsofdarthvader
#asskicking
#whatanass

 

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What I Am Doing Right Now!

my spot right now

I got this bad habbit of waking up just before midnight feeling all ready to do stuff. Not that I want to go out partying or cleaning up the apartment just do something else than going to sleep. I guess it is a part of being a dad. When the kids are asleep you feel like I-MUST-USE-THIS-PRECIOUS-TIME-TO-DO-SOMETHING-SPECIAL so that is why I am writing this post – so I can feel like I am doing something special. As I type this I feel like perhaps this was a bad idea or maybe I am just starting to suffer from insomnia. I have posted some pictures with absolutely NO relevance.. well I am going to sleep again.

I could be at some crazy party (this is actually from the Nickelback concert)
or I could be at some cool meeting at the radio trying to do this pose
or just chillin in some couch with my baggy pants on
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What Have I Become..

Today marks a new start in my life as a man. I will attend the annual Fashionblog Awards with my fashion partner in crime Anne-Mette Høyer. I have NEVER been to an event like this and I hope that I will retain my masculinity. I will try to take as many pictures as possible so you can feel like a fly on the wall or even a parrot on my shoulder. Because I am a comedian and have a I-don’t-give-a-fcuk-attitude I will wear my German Garment t-shirt with the rather subtile statement NOBODY READS YOUR FUCKING BLOG. Make sure to check out my blog tomorrow for details and pictures!

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Freezing My Butt Off!

This morning after delivering my two girls in school and kindergarden/nursery I really wanted to have a cozy moment with myself. I stopped by Riccos to get the all time favorite latté doubleshot with milk (no not the low fat one.) I was freezing my butt off so I kept my jacket and beanie on. I also got a breadpiece with cheese (no not the low fat one.)
But after I finished my bread and coffee I STILL was freezing my butt off!
So I came up with a genius plan.. I think the pictures will give you a hint..
.. and FINALLY my body temperature became plus 37 °C