{"id":887,"date":"2014-03-03T18:48:35","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T17:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/martinveltz\/?p=887"},"modified":"2014-03-03T18:48:35","modified_gmt":"2014-03-03T17:48:35","slug":"the-pacifier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/?p=887","title":{"rendered":"The Pacifier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left\">This morning when me and the girls went of to school and nursery\/kindergarden Alva felt that being 2 years old made her blend perfectly in with the rest of Liva&#8217;s classmates in 1. X.<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-888\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/the-pacifier0.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_1437\" width=\"1624\" height=\"913\" \/>Liva: &#8220;Hey dad you should take Alva to kindergarden..&#8221;<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-889\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/the-pacifier1.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_1438\" width=\"1624\" height=\"913\" \/>Alva keeping a straight face when the teacher ask for her name while Liva try to smile her way through the embarrassment<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-890\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/the-pacifier2.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_1439\" width=\"1624\" height=\"913\" \/>Mom of another child: &#8220;Maybe you should remove your pacifier..&#8221;<br \/>\nLiva: &#8220;Psst.. yeah the pacifier kindda shows your not a 7-8 year old&#8221;<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-891\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/the-pacifier3.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_1440\" width=\"1624\" height=\"913\" \/> Alva showing off: &#8220;Listen up everybody me and Chicken only roll with two pacifiers &#8211; get it!&#8221;<br \/>\nLiva thinking: &#8220;OMG how embarrassing&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning when me and the girls went of to school and nursery\/kindergarden Alva felt that being 2 years old made her blend perfectly in with the rest of Liva&#8217;s classmates in 1. X.Liva: &#8220;Hey dad you should take Alva to kindergarden..&#8221;Alva keeping a straight face when the teacher ask for her name while Liva [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}