{"id":708,"date":"2014-02-22T20:28:39","date_gmt":"2014-02-22T19:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/martinveltz\/?p=708"},"modified":"2014-02-22T20:28:39","modified_gmt":"2014-02-22T19:28:39","slug":"i-am-funny-24-7-365","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/?p=708","title":{"rendered":"I Am Funny 24-7-365"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left\">I consider myself a top professional comedian ready to take on the world with a comedy perspective <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/24-7-365_%28disambiguation%29\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">24-7-365<\/a>. And so I did today. And I must ad that this is me being a comedian in an extremely funny AND professionel way. <a href=\"https:\/\/i.chzbgr.com\/maxW500\/5840198656\/h01D4B5C3\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Do NOT try this<\/a> yourself because it is a result of me being a <a href=\"http:\/\/da.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Martin_Veltz\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">professional comedian for more than 15 years<\/a>. Here goes.. I visited a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starbucks.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Starbucks<\/a> earlier today (because I wanted a coffee &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/isucceedbook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/duh.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">duh<\/a>!) and when the girl at Starbucks asked me: &#8220;What name shall I call when your coffee is ready sir?&#8221; My answer was pure comedy genius.. scroll down and embrace yourself for a comedy explosion!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/martinveltz\/files\/2014\/02\/DSC_12251.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-715\" alt=\"DSC_1225\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/i-am-funny-24-7-3650.jpg\" width=\"575\" height=\"1024\"><\/a>the girl at Starbucks preparing my coffee with my &#8220;name&#8221; on<br \/>\n&#8211; she has NO idea what kind of comedy explosion is about to hit her..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/martinveltz\/files\/2014\/02\/DSC_12261.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-716\" alt=\"DSC_1226\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/i-am-funny-24-7-3651.jpg\" width=\"575\" height=\"1024\"><\/a>.. this is me &#8211; being a comedy genius &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Taking_the_piss\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">taking the PISS<\/a> outta Starbucks<br \/>\n(my name is not Poul &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/isucceedbook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/duh.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">duh<\/a>!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I consider myself a top professional comedian ready to take on the world with a comedy perspective 24-7-365. And so I did today. And I must ad that this is me being a comedian in an extremely funny AND professionel way. Do NOT try this yourself because it is a result of me being a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}