{"id":598,"date":"2014-02-15T16:29:27","date_gmt":"2014-02-15T15:29:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/martinveltz\/?p=598"},"modified":"2014-02-15T16:29:27","modified_gmt":"2014-02-15T15:29:27","slug":"animal-jedi-mind-trick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/?p=598","title":{"rendered":"Animal-Jedi-Mind-Trick"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Sith<\/a>
Sith Lord Marten<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Normally I see myself as a balanced and cool person<\/a> who can handle a situation even when the going gets tough. But the other night – when I was doing the audience warm-up at Debatten<\/a> in DR – I came across an animal who seemed to get the better of me in an evil way. The animal was a marten <\/a>and it was behaving rather rude in one of the storage rooms. I gently asked it to run back to the woods where it came from but all of a sudden the marten started to look at me with pointy almost deadly eyes<\/a>. I said in a firm tone: “LOOK MARTEN DON’T PUSH ME OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH ONE HAND!” The marten just looked at me and the next thing that happended was that I felt a kind of altruism completely soften me up. It was like the marten used some kind of Animal-Jedi-Mind-Trick<\/a> because the next thing happended was me trying to kiss the marten. I must state that this happended with NO witnesses and the day BEFORE Valentine’s Day<\/a>. After all I am a human loving babies, kids and animals (maybe not so much other kids than my own<\/a> – sorry all parents of the world.) I just felt like I have been used by some evil force of nature<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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LOOK SITH LORD MARTEN DON’T PUSH ME OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH ONE HAND!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Sith<\/a>
Sith Lord Marten using some kind of Animal-Jedi-Mind-Trick on me<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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me hypnotized to feel “love” towards Sith Lord Martens using his EVIL mind-trick<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Qui-Gon_mind_trick\"
proper Jedi-Mind-Trick preformed by Qui-Gon to find answers NOT “love”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Normally I see myself as a balanced and cool person who can handle a situation even when the going gets tough. But the other night – when I was doing the audience warm-up at Debatten in DR – I came across an animal who seemed to get the better of me in an evil way. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}