{"id":5625,"date":"2014-11-25T12:19:38","date_gmt":"2014-11-25T11:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/veltz.dk\/?p=5625"},"modified":"2014-11-25T12:19:38","modified_gmt":"2014-11-25T11:19:38","slug":"zalando-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/?p=5625","title":{"rendered":"Zalando Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I to \u00e5r, har jeg k\u00f8bt t\u00f8j via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zalando.dk\/herrer-home\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Za-fuckin-lando<\/a> og nu, som i sidste freakin&#8217; uge, sendte de mig en mail hvor de, pga. min sidste ordre, vil pr\u00e6sentere mig for et nyt m\u00e6rke som de tror vil falde i min smag. M\u00e6rket er fuckin&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zalando.dk\/herrer\/army-of-me\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Army of Me<\/a>, som jeg har k\u00f8bt de f\u00f8rste 10 items fra de sidste freakin&#8217; fuckin&#8217; to \u00e5r Zalando &#8211; TO \u00c5R! I m\u00e5 virkelig have den skarpeste kundeanalyseafdeling jeg i mit liv har oplevet i en hvilken som helst butik i verden -EVER! Jesus Kristus, et epic fail for en anbefaling, eller skulle man skrive <a href=\"http:\/\/rs1img.memecdn.com\/no-shit-sherlock_o_850672.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">NO SHIT SHERLOCK!<\/a> Men hey, tusind mange tak for det suver\u00e6nt skarpe indblik i min modem\u00e6ssige smag og udtryk, jeg tror fanme at I d\u00e9r ramte hovedet p\u00e5 s\u00f8mmet n\u00e5r det kommer til anbefalinger i den absolutte verdensklasse for Martin Veltz aka Always Wearing Black aka DILF! Det havde sq&#8217; v\u00e6ret lige s\u00e5 skarpt hvis i havde oplyst mig om, at I pt. har udsalg p\u00e5 dragter til <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zalando.dk\/damer\/?q=folkedans\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">folkedans<\/a> eller <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zalando.dk\/herretoej-bukser\/kruger-dirndl\/?upper_material=laeder#multiFilter\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">lederhosen<\/a> med seler.. armen alts\u00e5 for en Zalando fail!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Zalando_AoM.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5626\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Zalando_AoM.jpg\" alt=\"Zalando_AoM\" width=\"980\" height=\"555\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/bukser.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5627\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/bukser.jpg\" alt=\"bukser\" width=\"980\" height=\"636\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/folkedans.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5628 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/folkedans.jpg\" alt=\"folkedans\" width=\"980\" height=\"563\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I to \u00e5r, har jeg k\u00f8bt t\u00f8j via Za-fuckin-lando og nu, som i sidste freakin&#8217; uge, sendte de mig en mail hvor de, pga. min sidste ordre, vil pr\u00e6sentere mig for et nyt m\u00e6rke som de tror vil falde i min smag. M\u00e6rket er fuckin&#8217; Army of Me, som jeg har k\u00f8bt de f\u00f8rste 10 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5625"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}