{"id":5531,"date":"2014-11-21T12:54:21","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T11:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/veltz.dk\/?p=5531"},"modified":"2014-11-21T12:54:21","modified_gmt":"2014-11-21T11:54:21","slug":"potteplante-skjuleren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/?p=5531","title":{"rendered":"Potteplante Skjuleren"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e5r man f\u00e5r en smuk <a href=\"http:\/\/www.florpagano.com\/img\/original\/FLOR_PAGANO_PIANTE_COMPOSIZIONI_ORCHIDEA_PHALAENOPSIS_TAZZA_25102013112827.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">lilla orkide<\/a>, aka <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ferslevmejeri.dk\/orkideer\/pasning_phal.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">phalaenopsis<\/a>, af sine k\u00e6re venner Jette og Lars, fortjener den orkide at st\u00e5 i en okay potteplante skjuler. N\u00e5r jeg skriver en &#8220;okay&#8221; potteplante skjuler, er det fordi den orkide har st\u00e5et i min sorte <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rosti-mepal.dk\/shop\/product\/rosti-mepal-margrethe-roereskaalsaet-6-dele-sort-1.aspx\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Margrethe r\u00f8resk\u00e5l fra Rosti Mepal<\/a> i en lille m\u00e5neds tid nu. Jeg troede slet ikke at orkideen ville overleve s\u00e5 l\u00e6nge i min lille pynte-bimse-karm, men den har vist sig at have ret s\u00e5 meget mod p\u00e5 tilf\u00e6relsen som eneste blomst i hytten, s\u00e5 nu syntes jeg derfor at den havde fortjent en rigtig potteplante skjuler i stedet for min s\u00f8rgelige sorte Margrethe r\u00f8resk\u00e5l. Jagten startede i <a href=\"http:\/\/www.normann-copenhagen.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Normann Copenhagen<\/a>, som lige har f\u00e5et pyntet op til Jul. M\u00e5ske er <a href=\"http:\/\/www.normann-copenhagen.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Normann Copenhagen<\/a> en anelse at skyde over m\u00e5l, n\u00e5r man er p\u00e5 jagt efter noget s\u00e5 simpelt som en potteplante skjuler, men da <a href=\"http:\/\/www.normann-copenhagen.com\/products\/agnes-h26?v=102054\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">jeg allerede har \u00e9n vase derfra<\/a>, t\u00e6nkte jeg at der m\u00e5ske fandets en lignende udgave bare til brug som.. POTTEPLANTE SKJULER. Normann Copenhagen er et paradis for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WB2-2j9e4co\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">indretningsaficionados<\/a> og kvinder og m\u00e6nd med udpr\u00e6get trang til <a href=\"http:\/\/jeppekaufmann.spreadshirt.dk\/jeppe-er-du-bims-A24585070\/customize\/color\/2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bimseshopping<\/a>. Butikken er virkelig et studie i l\u00e6kkerhed og et must-see hvis man elsker interior shopping. Jeg skulle bare finde mig en fin lille potteplante skjuler, men m\u00e5tte hurtigt erfare, at jeg ikke p\u00e5 denne side af Jul, er i hum\u00f8r til at ligge kr. 599,- for den <a href=\"http:\/\/www.normann-copenhagen.com\/products\/agnes-h16-6?v=102056\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Agnes vase<\/a> som i dette tilf\u00e6lde kunne bruges som potteplante skjuler. Derfor n\u00f8ffede jeg videre over i en anden interior butik p\u00e5 \u00d8sterbrogade, hvor heldet heller ikke lige var p\u00e5 min side. P\u00e5 vej hen til <a href=\"http:\/\/veltz.dk\/2014\/11\/07\/den-nye-dilf-o-bil\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">DILF-O-Bilen<\/a> ser jeg en lille blomsterbutik p\u00e5 vejen, og beslutter mig for at tage et kig derinde. En \u00e6ldre kvinde i et anderledes &#8220;sig\u00f8jner-fashion-style-look&#8221; kommer ud og sp\u00f8rger mig: &#8220;n\u00e5et, hj\u00e6lp m\u00e6&#8217;?&#8221; hvortil jeg venligt svarer: &#8220;Jeg kigger bare lidt.&#8221; Jeg ser en helt klassisk hvid potteplante skjuler af glas p\u00e5 en hylde, tager den ned, og sp\u00f8rger: &#8220;hvor meget koster denne her?&#8221; damen med det anderledes sig\u00f8jner-fashion-style-look svarer: &#8220;fem-\u00e6-tr\u00e6s&#8221; jeg gentager: &#8220;femogtres?&#8221; hvortil hun svarer: &#8220;daa!&#8221;. &#8220;Den napper jeg&#8221; siger jeg muntert og dr\u00f8ner <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bettingexpert.com\/assets\/images\/content\/casino\/payment%20methods\/Dankort\/Dankort.JPG\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mandkortet<\/a> igennem terminalen og k\u00f8rer glad hjem. Sp\u00e6ndt pakker jeg min nye potteplante skjuler ud, og anbriger sirligt og MEGET sp\u00e6ndt min lilla orkide i den nye hvide, minimalistiske glas potteplante skjuler.. resultatet er.. perfekt! Det hele passer som <a href=\"http:\/\/ordforklaring.dk\/ordforklaring.php?forklaring=fod-i-hose\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fod i hose<\/a> og jeg bliver straks glad og griner veltilpas for mig selv og t\u00e6nker: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk\/i\/keep-calm-and-muhahaha-on.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">muhaha<\/a>, t\u00e6nk at jeg var ved at falde i design-f\u00e6lden og betale over 500 kroner for en potteplante skjuler, n\u00e5r jeg fandt mit perfekte match for min lilla orkide til <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wiktionary.org\/wiki\/femogtres\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">femogtres<\/a> kroner i stedet.. muhaha, life is good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/13.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5532\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/13.jpg\" alt=\"1\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/23.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5533 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/23.jpg\" alt=\"2\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/33.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5534 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/33.jpg\" alt=\"3\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/43.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5535 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/43.jpg\" alt=\"4\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/53.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5536 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/53.jpg\" alt=\"5\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/62.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5537 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/62.jpg\" alt=\"6\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/71.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5538 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/71.jpg\" alt=\"7\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/8.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5539 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/8.jpg\" alt=\"8\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/9.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5540 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/9.jpg\" alt=\"9\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e5r man f\u00e5r en smuk lilla orkide, aka phalaenopsis, af sine k\u00e6re venner Jette og Lars, fortjener den orkide at st\u00e5 i en okay potteplante skjuler. N\u00e5r jeg skriver en &#8220;okay&#8221; potteplante skjuler, er det fordi den orkide har st\u00e5et i min sorte Margrethe r\u00f8resk\u00e5l fra Rosti Mepal i en lille m\u00e5neds tid nu. 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