{"id":5511,"date":"2014-11-19T09:32:52","date_gmt":"2014-11-19T08:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/veltz.dk\/?p=5511"},"modified":"2014-11-19T09:32:52","modified_gmt":"2014-11-19T08:32:52","slug":"far-du-maa-ikke-komme-ind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/?p=5511","title":{"rendered":"Far Du M\u00e5 Ikke Komme Ind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hentede Liva i skole\/frit i g\u00e5r ved en 15-tiden og gl\u00e6dede mig til at have alenedag med min store pige. Alvadut havde f\u00e5et invitation af mormor og moffe, hvilket hun var meget stolt af og s\u00e5 oven i k\u00f8bet p\u00e5 samme dag hvor hun havde v\u00e6ret en hel dag UDEN ble i vuggeren. Tror nok lige der var en 2-\u00e5rig som f\u00f8lte sig som <a href=\"http:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/YUWphJ-6teg\/maxresdefault.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Shit<\/a> &#8211; oh, yes! Liva sad og malede nogle hjerte\u00e6sker med de andre da jeg hentede hende, og jeg elsker virkelig at se et helt bord med b\u00f8rn der sidder med bl\u00e5 voksforkl\u00e6der p\u00e5, med tungen lige i munden for at male lige pr\u00e6cis deres hjerte\u00e6ske helt perfekt. Da vi kom hjem efter at have handlet brunkager og forbagt pizza i Irma, havde Liva brug for lidt alenetid p\u00e5 sovev\u00e6relset. Alenetid eller &#8220;far-du-m\u00e5-ikke-komme-ind-uden-at-banke-p\u00e5-tid&#8221; er, n\u00e5r Liva ser YouTube musikvideoer p\u00e5 iPad&#8217;en og danser til dem foran spejlet. Og kan man forestille sig noget mere \u00dcBER pinligt end at st\u00e5 og danse til <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/_xAjt64AoD0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Dj\u00e4mes Braun &#8220;Fugle&#8221;<\/a> MENS din far <a href=\"http:\/\/img1.wikia.nocookie.net\/__cb20130414220348\/degrassi\/images\/a\/a7\/Oh_nooo.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">kommer ind og ser dig<\/a> &#8211; n\u00e6ppe! Efter aftensmad stod den p\u00e5 &#8220;male-med-far&#8221; og &#8220;lad-os-tage-ALT-ud-af-skufferne-under-sofaen-legen&#8221; hvor is\u00e6r den sidste leg kr\u00e6ver ret meget overskud p\u00e5 oprydningsfronten, for trust me, t\u00f8ser er IKKE verdensmestre i at rydde op, men jo.. til at rode frem.. <a href=\"http:\/\/darlinglovelylife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/friends-dirty-girl.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">World Class Champions<\/a>! Det var en super hyggelige dag hvor vi slet ikke havde t\u00e6ndt tv&#8217;et, men bare h\u00f8rte musik hele aftenen &#8211; S\u00c5 dejligt alts\u00e5!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/11.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5512\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/11.jpg\" alt=\"1\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/21.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5513 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/21.jpg\" alt=\"2\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/31.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5514 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/31.jpg\" alt=\"3\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/41.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5515 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/41.jpg\" alt=\"4\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/51.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5516 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/51.jpg\" alt=\"5\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/61.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5517 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/61.jpg\" alt=\"6\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/7.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-5518 size-full\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/7.jpg\" alt=\"7\" width=\"980\" height=\"551\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hentede Liva i skole\/frit i g\u00e5r ved en 15-tiden og gl\u00e6dede mig til at have alenedag med min store pige. Alvadut havde f\u00e5et invitation af mormor og moffe, hvilket hun var meget stolt af og s\u00e5 oven i k\u00f8bet p\u00e5 samme dag hvor hun havde v\u00e6ret en hel dag UDEN ble i vuggeren. Tror nok [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5511"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}