{"id":530,"date":"2014-02-10T09:55:45","date_gmt":"2014-02-10T08:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/martinveltz\/?p=530"},"modified":"2014-02-10T09:55:45","modified_gmt":"2014-02-10T08:55:45","slug":"god-i-love-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/?p=530","title":{"rendered":"God I Love Kids!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do not know from what <a href=\"http:\/\/greentechtown.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Green_Renewable_Energy1.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">energy source<\/a> or which <a href=\"http:\/\/hdwallpaper.freehdw.com\/0003\/3d-abstract_widewallpaper_love-the-first-force-of-nature_28125.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">force of nature<\/a> kids get the ability to <a href=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/1\/19\/Lego_mess.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mess up<\/a> an apartment area faster than a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tonyrogers.com\/weapons\/images\/high_speed_photos\/webready\/22_bullet_a.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">speeding bullet<\/a>. I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.swear-london.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">swear<\/a> that the living room and kitchen are always cleaned up when I go to bed or put the girls to sleep. But within 2-7 minutes awake time a single girl of almost 2 years can mess up the intire living room only with <a href=\"http:\/\/dgz04v7rs4hsx.cloudfront.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Qtoys-Puzzles-1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">puzzles<\/a>? God I love <a href=\"http:\/\/www.350z-tech.com\/forums\/attachments\/lounge\/24939d1097467054-post-your-owned-pics-owned_baby.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">kids<\/a>!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_532\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-532\" style=\"width: 1108px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-532\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/god-i-love-kids0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1108\" height=\"623\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-532\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dad I am giving Kylling (Chicken) CPR<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_533\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-533\" style=\"width: 1108px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-533\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/god-i-love-kids1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1108\" height=\"623\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-533\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">look Dad Kylling (Chicken) is happy again after the CPR<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_534\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-534\" style=\"width: 1108px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-534\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/god-i-love-kids2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1108\" height=\"623\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-534\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I am sure this area was clean 2-7 minutes ago<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do not know from what energy source or which force of nature kids get the ability to mess up an apartment area faster than a speeding bullet. I swear that the living room and kitchen are always cleaned up when I go to bed or put the girls to sleep. But within 2-7 minutes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}