{"id":128,"date":"2014-01-28T12:45:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T11:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/martinveltz\/?p=128"},"modified":"2014-01-28T12:45:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T11:45:00","slug":"what-have-i-become","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/?p=128","title":{"rendered":"What Have I Become.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">Today marks a new start in my life as a man. I will attend the annual <a href=\"http:\/\/www.modeblogprisen.dk\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Fashionblog Awards<\/a> with my fashion partner in crime <a href=\"http:\/\/stilogmode.blogspot.dk\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Anne-Mette H&Atilde;&cedil;yer<\/a>. I have <a href=\"http:\/\/static1.wikia.nocookie.net\/__cb20130929135426\/creepypasta\/images\/f\/f6\/Liar.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">NEVER<\/a> been to an event like this and I hope that I will retain my masculinity. I will try to take as many pictures as possible so you can feel like a fly on the wall or even a <a href=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_ktpwjlLco21qzs6oc.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">parrot on my shoulder<\/a>. Because I am a comedian and have a I-don&#8217;t-give-a-fcuk-attitude I will wear my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.germangarment-shop.de\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">German Garment<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zalando.dk\/german-garment-your-blog-t-shirts-print-hvid-ge622d00h-058.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">t-shirt<\/a> with the rather subtile statement <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisisjanewayne.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/nobody_reads_your_fucking_blog.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">NOBODY READS YOUR FUCKING BLOG<\/a>. Make sure to check out my blog tomorrow for details and pictures!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-129\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/what-have-i-become0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today marks a new start in my life as a man. I will attend the annual Fashionblog Awards with my fashion partner in crime Anne-Mette H&Atilde;&cedil;yer. I have NEVER been to an event like this and I hope that I will retain my masculinity. I will try to take as many pictures as possible so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}