{"id":1230,"date":"2014-03-31T14:19:54","date_gmt":"2014-03-31T12:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/martinveltz\/?p=1230"},"modified":"2014-03-31T14:19:54","modified_gmt":"2014-03-31T12:19:54","slug":"soreass-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/?p=1230","title":{"rendered":"Soreass.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just returned from my first ride on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cykelgalleri.dk\/galleri\/8292-intec_c1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the bike<\/a> in more than 8 months. How come I NEVER listen to the realistic parts of my body but only my ego. I have not been on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cykelgalleri.dk\/galleri\/8292-intec_c1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the bike<\/a> for more than 8 months and I KNOW for a fact that my legs will hold up for 50+ kilometres but my ass will break down after 25+. So WHY do I have to ride for a ridiculous distance of 56.93 kilometres.. I am an idiot and tomorrow my ass will state that fact a million times &#8211; great job Martin and welcome to <a href=\"http:\/\/da.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=soreass\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">soreass.com<\/a><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1231\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/soreass-com0.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_1897\" width=\"1624\" height=\"913\" \/>Ja, hvis man ikke lige ved det s\u00e5 kan det v\u00e6re sv\u00e6rt at se dette som en sadel.. aaavvv..<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1232\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/soreass-com1.gif\" alt=\"DSC_1899-MOTION\" width=\"850\" height=\"478\" \/>56.93 km p\u00e5 spidsen af en l\u00e6derdildo.. godt lavet Martin..<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1233\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/soreass-com2.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_1913\" width=\"1624\" height=\"913\" \/>Min nummi har nok samme farve som mit bagnav i morgen tidlig..<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/martinveltz\/files\/2014\/03\/DSC_1914-MOTION.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1234\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/soreass-com3.gif\" alt=\"DSC_1914-MOTION\" width=\"972\" height=\"548\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nJeg har det.. aaaavvv&#8230; jeg mener.. fiiint..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just returned from my first ride on the bike in more than 8 months. How come I NEVER listen to the realistic parts of my body but only my ego. I have not been on the bike for more than 8 months and I KNOW for a fact that my legs will hold up for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1230"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dilfbloggen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}